*GC is at the beach*1st epidsode
Joel: Oh Benji, Benji, Benji, I cant believe you won't even take off
your bondage pants for THE BEACH!! your such a vampire!
Benji: shhh Joel, do not tell anyone! ‘Tis a seclit *says with
a Translyvannian accent*
Billy: *does not speak, just nods*
Paul: God damnit Billy! Why don't you ever speak?!
Billy: *spells out in the sand, "cuz im a mute"*
Paul: f*ckin sh*t mother f*cker! f*ckin imbecile!!!!
Joel: Hey now, Billy's a genius! Aren't ya Billy!
Billy: *nods head yes*
Benji: OH NO!!! I'm going to meeeelllttt! de sun! oh no! Joel, my
vauderful twin! please sev me!!
Paul: shut the hell up you mother f*cker, f*ckin dumbass People like
you, f*ckin sh*t
Billy: *spells out in the sand "please watch you language"*
Benji: SEV ME SEV ME SEV ME NOW!!!! *falls to sand*
Joel: Better watch out, we'll throw you in the ocean.
Benji: de ocean of BLOOD?! oh yes, would you ples?
Joel: holy moly, look at that girl over there!
Paul: what a f*ckin he sick and nasty b*tch f*cker
Billy: *spells out in sand "ooga ooga!"*
Benji: the cow is MINE mwuahahahahaha!!!
Joel: Isn't it sow not cow?
Benji: Oh yes, you are right my brother. Get me blad tho, or I vill
dieeee!
Billy: *spells out in sand "I know how to get the chick"*
Benji: How How HOW?!
Paul: simmer down you f*ckin mother f*cker f*ckin ass wipe F*CK man!
Sh*t
Joel: well, I'm gonna go surf...good luck with the blood hunt, bro
Benji: Yes yes tank you brover *rubs hands together staring at the
girl.... *
WILL BENJI GET THE GIRL? WILL BILLY EVER TALK AGAIN? WILL PAUL EVER
STOP CUSING? FIND OUT NEXT TIME I DECIDE TO WRITE!!
benji:hey bill can i call u bill? what about bob ohh sorry got carried away umm now what
was i going to ask you ?
billy:he writes shut up in the sand
paul: hey billy billy-boy should i cool down with my f*ucking swearing i mean cuz there
are stupid mother f*cking ppls out there that just pp*ss me off
billy:writes shut up in the sand
benji: ohh yeah ok what do i do to get the girl?
billy: go up to her and start talking about joel he write paper (benji thinks for a
min) and then he writes in the sand for paul to stop swearing before they put him in a mental home
paul:ok i understand you .... i mean yeah ok
billy:good job
benji: wait talk about joel ??!?!?!how is that going to get me get anywhere?
billy : (get's so mad from all the questions he just starts to speak ) omg bring up a conversation
talkl about joel ur brother and you guys are twins it's a risk because if she see's ur brother and likes him better she'll
go for him not u but if she says it don't matter cuz you gguys look exacdtly alike then...
benji: ok i hope this works (runns liek he is running from somebody and bashes into her
)
paul: he is never going to get fu-- get fudging anywhere he didn't do what you said he ran
into her!
billy: no one listens to the great one (w/e) and goes back to folding up his towle and puts
it back in his bag gently
paul: what are you doing we are not leaving ?!
billy: i don't know you any of you i a leaving pauses and starts laugning nah
i am just messing with you
paul: i was going to say you lil mother fudger i did it i did it i didn't swear
!!
(joel is all done surfing he is wet and cold )
joel: it's getting chilly hey billy let me ask you something dawg billy chilly that
ryhmes lol oh yeah what was i going to say ...
billy: it must run in the family you always forget what ur going to say god!
joel: what are you talking about (paul rolls his eyes)
billy: nvm continue what you were going to say
joel: oh yeah can i have a towel (billy slowly gives him the towel he had just folded)
thx hey why wwas my bro pointing at me as he just ran into literally into that girl? who ever told him to do that wwas stupid
lol he ruined it she'll like me better
billy: i told him to casually walk up to her andbring up a conversation about you and
that ur his twin and it was a risk cuz if she liked you better bad luck for benji but if she says i don't care you both
look the same then..... god i hate repeating cuz if someone was to type this story down i feel sorry for them !
paul: omg who cares who will type it !
joel: yeah whoo cares omg!
..... what will hwhat did joel see? what happened finnd out next time on gc at the beach
!
benji((benji brings the girl over to introduce
to joela nd paul and billy
benji: hey guys this is ..... what is ur name again )??? oh yeah ...........................pamela
(she laughs)
joel: hey i am benji's twin joel ! (she looks at him smilezz and winkzz ) joel loooks at
her normal and smilezzz
paul: hey i am paul the dru-- joel nuggs him dru- dreamer he meant said joel remember in
a mad voice in a persauding voice
paul: ohh yeah my bad
billy: hey hello pamela glad to meet you i am a quiet one well i used to be until--- nvm
benji: well there you go my whole possy
pamela : i have seeen you guys somewhere before
( the all look at eachother and think if she tells the whole beach that we are good charlotte
are vacation is officaially over )
joel: in a quick voice nah we are new around here
pamela: ohh ok i c (joel can i ask you somthing in private )?
joel: sure (they talk)
paul: well benji i guess you got urself a date lol
benji: maybe yeah my brilliant brother will tell her how great i am
billy: the great one says she will go for joel
benji: it's 2 for benji and 1 for joel you lose billy
billy: ok what ever you say benji (paul just sits in silence and let's benji and joel
fight)
epidsode 3 with a day at the beach with gc
joel comes back from talking to pamela and pamela leaves
joel:(sighs)
benji and billy and paul: what happened? what happened?
joel: (sighs)
benji: (in a frustratted voice) you knuckle head what happened ????!!!!
joel: i was ............ and you weren't ................ and she...............but you............................i
am sorry SORRY BENJI SHE................
benji:what you mother beeep!!
joel: i 'll tell you later
billy and paul : why not now huh?huh?
joel: FINE damn sorry benji she asked me out ...... on ur well out b-day
benji: after all i went through i mean lloook at the resemblence ::
joel: that pix looks liek we are going to make out what did i tell you about bringing
that with you to public??shows the pic below
benji:who cares
billy: who was right? who was right? who was right?
paul and benji: you were you were you werer now shut up
joel: wtf? i don't get it i am talling her no i waant to spend my well our b-day with my
bro not some beach babe !
billy and paul: awwwwwwww that's so nice now lets go celebrate on the way
joel and benji: where are we going ? ohh yeah at 7:00pm we have to do a tour show in chicago
let's go
(benji and joel hang shoulder to shoulder and walk to the tour bus together )benji: thx
bro
epidsode 4 the tour ride
( they are all sleeping )
billy wakes up and makes cereal
benji : wtf are you doing up ?? it's 7:00 am
joel: (shoes a shoe at benjis head) shut up and go back to bad and don't worry about billy
benji: ohhh oww and says fine and goes back to sleep (billy laughs uder his breath)
paul : snores zzzzzzzzzzzzz
